♥ Friday, February 24, 2006
jobless
work's finally over. What I'd learnt from this job.1# Never Be Punctual or earlier for your JOB. The rest are always later than you and there's no way you can start work without them.2# Patience overrules. DO NOT SCREAM AT THOSE IRRITANTS. (heard that lichuen?)3# Smile. SMILE ((: dammit.4# Try to figure out what he/she speaks before talking. EG: those black colour ones, white colour ones, pink colour ones. (to hell. I wasted so much time repeating myself in English, Chinese, Cantonese and Malay to this fucking lady bout the stuffs and all, to only find out she's a bloody JAP.)5# IGNORE CHEEKOPEKS AND RETARDED OLD AUNTIES.6# try to remain CALM to those LOW CLASS BLOODY KIASUS-SOHS when attending to em'. Even if they reallly piss you off and made your blood boil to the extreme, TAHAN. and repeat " O GREAT. O GREAT." to yourself and take it easy. DONT PUNCH OR YELL at them. ( thats what I did and the fucking ah sohs went beatroot straight. to hell with them anyway. Urghs.)7# Bring your own food or call for delivery services. Its not NICE to go alone for meals and get mock by psychotic chinatown gangsters and being harressed by fucking LAO CHEE KOS. dammit. I SWEAR I COULD PUNCH THEM.8# Attend to all customers with a BIG HI and SHOOT them dead with your MegaWatt Hypnotising smile to ensure that they wouldn't run away from the shop straight. ( its a stupid 5, 10 and 20 dollars sale. NO ONE WOULD RUN AWAY. they stick inside the shop like a LEECH. this is unsightly and unruly. Degraded Singaporeans.)9# Dont FOLD THE CLOTHES WHEN THERE'S PEOPLE. stand outside and slack instead. This would prevent you from Exhaustion. Best if you look away from the shop and focus on the CONDOM shop opposite. somehow it makes you feel less burden by the crazy never ending crowd.10# Dont go to AH SOHS and AH PEKS dressed in tattered dressings and worn off slippers AND carrying a GOD DAMN AMMONIA ODOUR. Its only less than a Percent chance that they would actually buy. 11# Never pile the clothes Neatly, it will only HURT you more to see how they are utterly RUINED by those grave diggers.12# Never eat infront of people inside the shop even though you are having your break. THEY would ask you for some. ( muahas.) 13# Buy Candies and Goodies your neighbours (7.11 n papa-roti), Flirt with them to get at least a 50% off. And then treat your colleagues, bribe them for longer breaks and less work.14# Bring along your FACIAL wash and Deordourant/perfumes. This is a MUST. ( and I did.) Tissues and cosmetics, and at least a 1.5L water to keep you hydrated all day long. 15# Never be interested in extra working days, this is unwanted LABOUR and although the pay is mouth watering, always think about your SLEEPs, TVs, MOVIES, SHOPPINGS, LESSONS, and YOUR LOVES one, First. Nothing else is as impt as Em'.((:IM OFFICIALLY OUT OF JOB AND SMILING.some visitors to my work place though, there's Fuz and Chacha!Dylan and JR.MIAOLING!! this is so shocking!! I MISS HER SOOO MUCH!! Im so glad to see her =) aww^^ *hugshugz*LOVES'LOVES`*O yeah... so here's mydays.tmr Friday -practice piano, piano lesson, buy bras, visit grandma, watch tv, gamesgames, sleep till plan for the following my ass rot till the next morning.Saturday -No idea yet. sadsad. everyone seemed so busySunday -Family Day, Big meals and more shoppings.Monday -PICNIC with my LOVES *smooches!*Tuesday -MOVIES + SHOPPING! CLAUDIA, I DON'T CARE! SHOP WITH ME OR YOU DIESee..... in case if you're wondering, where's my BOYFRIEND corner. WHY NO PAK TORS?thats simply becos' I ain't got one ((: Singlehood and loving it! no rush and keep it lowwww ((: I don't need guys anyway and ain't interested, since I've got my darlings to keep me company and more.no guys seemed to satisfy my NEEDS. LoL. god. I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING.no lah. NEEDS...- STAMINA to shop with me the whole week.- bo leh tahan my nuisance and craziness.- able to give me SURPRISES! I LOVE SURPRISES. lol- VERY SWEET like sugar.- NO B.O. - GREAT SMILE and HUMOUR.- Always coming up with suggestions and ideas on what Food to CHOMP for, what stuffs to HUNT for, which place to SPEND at, what TREND to go for, which HAND to hold on and what LOVE to DIE for ((:Mr Nice guy is tough to find. But girls somehow seemed to satisfy me well. LOL.
Blogged @ Friday, February 24, 2006
